Few Covid Deaths in China
After a massive investigation, the Fliar has learned exactly why there has been little new available about the number of Covid deaths in Communist China.
The entire world knows that the Covid19 virus originated in Wuhan, China. However intensive investigation by world renowned Fliar reporter Johnny McWackle has discovered that it was intentionally released by the Chinese Communist Party to disrupt and distract it’s opponents.
The Party released the virus as it already had a cure in place. Agents of the Party locked up many suspected dissidents in their homes days before releasing the virus so they would miss the cure and become infected simply to prove to the world how deadly and infectious Covid 19 was.
In the weeks before the outbreak, Johhny heard reports of Chinese government agencies spraying chicken coops all over the country with no explanation to farmers. In thee absence of any official explanation, it can only be scientifically concluded that this was a cure for the virus, being distributed in advance.
As sprays eventually settle to the ground the chickens would have to walk around in it, concentrating the antidote in their feet. And as Chinese people would be the main consumers of chicken feet, the country would be immune to the disease.
Westerners, specifically Americans who would puke at the thought of eating feet and only consume the blandest, most tasteless boneless skinless chicken breast ground to a pulp, breaded and fried in motor oil with Ranch dip – would suffer the worst effects of a pandemic.
So other than the expendable dissidents that perished in the first few weeks after the release from the lab. few in China other than some round-eyed foreign devils there to exploit cheap labour were affected.
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New Human Subspecies Discovered
Dr Stephen Smith, noted anthropologist announced Tuesday that he had discovered yet another subspecies of homo sapiens. While excavating a prehistoric midden his team again discovered the bone of what appears to be ancient dumpster divers, winos and social cast-offs that they encountered in earlier digs.
Dr. Smith concluded that this subculture has continued to this very day, unnoticed by others, not only within his profession but by society as a whole. He has suggested the name “Garbiguals” as they’re socially centred upon garbage and the cast offs of the predominant society of their time.
Smith was once again condemned, tarred, feathered, fired and blacklisted by the woke cancel culture powers that be. He has rebounded as a new regular Fox News contributor, earning triple what he did as Dean of the University.
Pressure Builds on Rudy
Rudy Guiliani is under so much legal pressure over his doings to support Donald Trump and his attempted coup d’etat that he was recently photographed at a press conference with shit leaking out his head. Guiliani denies being under pressure and told reporters his brain is so full of shit that it is completely normal for some to leak out. However, it normally comes out of his mouth whenever he opens it to speak.
Guiliani is using advice found on the Internet in an attempt to treat the condition, including shoving a My Pillow Guy extra large size up his ass to prevent shit from leaking out his pant legs.
Erin O’Toole – Election Was Stolen
Claiming he and his Party got the largest amount of votes with just over 33%, O’Toole claims the 2021 election was stolen from him. Even though two-thirds of Canadians voted for ‘anything but that O’Toole guy’ and the Conservative laughing stock of a Climate Plan and limp wristed Covid policy drove voters away in droves, party hardliners are questioning his leadership and policies that drove the insane tin-hat extreme right to support Maxine Bernier instead.
Party advisors will be closely following the methods of the U.S. Republicans to prevent gays, people of colour, the poor, liberals and socialists from voting in the future.
Fliar Took A Break 2016 – 2021
With the election and reign of Donald the First in the former democratic republic of the United States of America, the Westcopast Fliar has decided to take a period of rest. There is absolutely no bullshit, no lie so outrageous, no comment whatsoever that we could make that outdoes what The Imperial Idiot does in real life all by himself.
From his every action to his complete ignorance of the English language the Orange Oaf makes a better mockery of the USA and it’s people than we ever could. We shall refrain from commenting about The Imbecile until (in the unlikely event) voters come to their senses and remove him from office.