Just as a gas, like you learned in Science class will expand to fill all available volume, Work (including chores) expands to fill all available time.

I don’t eat lamb.
by Johnny McWackle

“What do yo mean how could anyone eat such a cute little animal? I worked at a sheep station and they’re not so damn cute when they’re crazed from 200 pounds of wool in the hot sun, yellowed teeth snapping, frothing, charging attempting to drive that corkscrew horn into your guts!
Then with one twist of their mighty neck, spray your entrails a hundred yards across the corral! You better hope there’s dingoes around.

She reels in shock. “i never knew that! But aren’t dingoes even worse?

“Ack. They’ll snatch your baby if you aren’t watching but they prefer sheep by far. The meat’s much sweeter and they use the wool to build their nests.
But they do enjoy a bite of fresh liver and kidney baking in the sun, so hope they show up early!

She faints like all 1961 Twilight Zone women do.

The End

For the first time ever, instead of the US President calling the winner of a Canadian election to congratulate them on their win, Mark Carney can call the President and thank him for winning the election for him.

The Doomy Glues Release Their 1st Collection Album

Every Good Boy Deserves Flaying

Side A:
Monday Morning
And I Loathe You
Ride My Woodie
Just A Swinger and a Raunchy Old Man
Nights in White Splotches

Side B:
Dr. Livingston You Buffoon
Don’t It Feel Small
Sorry It’s In Your Eyes
Never Comes Any Way
So Damp Within You
Ate the Eyes of a Child

Another follower treated differently in the MAGA Bible was Judas, who is condemned to Eternal Hell for betraying Jesus for thirty pieces of silver when he could have got at least fifty.

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After being reminded of Frank Zappa’s “Beware of stupid people in large groups”, I have stumbled upon a genuine conspiracy”

The illiterati

a now gigantic organization of people so fucking stupid they don’t know they’re part of it. And their leader himself so dense he enjoys being their demigod.
Witnessing the GOP convention and watching supposed sworn enemies fall to their knees one by one to grovel before him in fealty it appears the “large numbers” are now in the tens of millions. The fact the Oaf himself is a convicted fraud and pervert makes no difference only confirms the fact of stupidity, unless per chance the odd one of his supporter is for him solely because he was a fellow alumni of Douchebag University.
So there it is exposed before you, the illiterati completely blind to the puppetmasters of Project 2025, fool enough to believe billionaires have the interests of the working man at heart, feeling their rights are enhanced by taking other people’s away and cutting deals with the devil himself to do God’s work on things only their money grubbing TV evangelist told them was in the Bible because they can’t read it themselves.

How many beans make five?
One can.

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Took the road less travelled.
Now I’m lost.