Underground sources have been speaking of a method of sustainable power generation that’ s been known since the time of Nikolas Tesla, Following common principles of electricity, like how everyone knows if you spin an electric motor it becomes a generator, and that if you feed a reverse current into a battery it recharges itself. the same principle occurs with solar cells. One of the main detractions to rolling out solar power has been that they don’t put out electricity when it is night. The mentioned sources claim scientists already know that is you turn the solar panel around backwards and reverse the polarity terminals, they will feed electricity back into the blackness of the night sky! If this is true, electricity can be generated 24 hours a day. You can easily prove this by sneaking past the guards of any large commercial solar station and walking behind the panels. You may feel a slight tingling of your skin, your hair might even rise up from static in the air, proving that the backside of the panels are fully charged and waiting. Remember not to touch, these stations contain millions of volts of electrical power. It has been claimed some major power companies are already using this technology, but keeping it a secret so they can maximize profits. Like how they do with hydro, the dam is already built and paid for and now only needs minor maintenance and a few workers to keep running, yet they keep increasing customer prices year after year. A team of researchers and students at an Albanian University has already built a device nicknamed the Lunar Panel where huge mirrors track the Moon and concentrate reflected moonlight on normal solar panels. Although this is not the same principle, they intend to reverse the polarity sometime in 2023 to see if it vaporizes the Moon.
Onanonanon, the Society for people who just can’t stop themselves from constantly babbling nonsense like they suffer some sort of censored Tourette’s Syndrome is sending notice to all media outlets that they could be sued for encouraging babblers not to seek treatment. They cite laws against misinformation that were recently passed during Covid and Russian spamming. Enough is enough, we sick of hearing about this ass, we don’t care what he thinks or has to say, so just stop it. Or Head Office will sue on his behalf. He belongs in a psych ward where only the padded walls will hear him; it will take the world about a decade for minds to clear of the nonsense he spewed. Good riddance to bad rubbish!
Monte’s Law of Phallic Entanglement Known to every person who’s ever deal with a hose, extension cord, TV cable or computer cord. Anything longer than it is thick will seek out and wrap around everything it possibly can.
Northern Chrischun University, still fighting in court for academic accreditation, has announced a seven week course on modern civil disobedience aimed at leadership training for anti-mask, anti-vax, anti-abortion and anti-evolution protest leaders. 10 year old Billy Bassturd, pictured, demonstrates the proper form needed to confront fact, evidence, truth or reality when one does not get their way or is in danger of losing a logical argument. Billy became a child celebrity after winning a civil suit in which the GOP was ordered to pay millions in damages for mimicking autistic outbursts at every opportunity since 2016. Republicans have responded by appointing hundreds of new Judges before they launch an appeal of the decision.
Joe Szchmuck, Floor Supervisor at Smedley Missile Facility is pleased to be back at work after a bout with the fake Covid 19 virus. Szchmuck is convinced he was infected with a secret biological weapon by agents paid by Hillary Clinton in order to spread the conspiracy about the Covid pandemic. Most likely by infecting the cap on his Sputz tallboy bottle at their factory, as it tasted like some German brand instead of like piss water. Friends at Head Office embezzled funds from the worker’s pension fund to purchase a roll-about iron lung so he could continue his vital supervisory job of yelling at and threatening hourly workers. Szchmuck says he now enjoys life, no more intubator shoved down his throat, he never has to get up out of bed, gets spoon fed whenever he wants and even has a nurse to wipe his ass. Just like he expected when he applied for the management position. Smedley Missile expects to have it’s first prototype planned just shortly before the $3 billion government grant runs out.