Harness the
POWERS OF THE ANCIENT PHAROAHS

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100% finest Egyptian goat skin antenna wrap absorbs interference from the natural aether of the Earth to boost both your signal strength and download speeds. Using principles proven by Nikola Tesla from ancient manuscripts this amazing item is available for only $89.95, tax and shipping included. Comes with a money back satisfaction guarantee if returned within one year! Send $100 bill in plain envelope and we will mail you back your change. Order NOW! Mail to TheFliar, Box 22