Table Turns On Senile Old Fart

In a stunning turn of events, Joe Biden suddenly resigned from the 2024 Presidential race leaving DonOld Trump to face a younger, much more energetic, female and free of a criminal record Kamala Harris as his opponent. The race is no longer about two old white guys arguing to MAGA idiots and Trumpalos over who’s “too old” and more senile. The sheer hostility, the pettiness, the anger and constant scapegoating clearly point out to anyone with working eyeballs and a memory can see when stood beside a middle aged woman with a positive attitude that can smile often and without the accompanying body posture that reveals how fake that smile is.
Rather than responding in kind, decades of inborn assholiness has made DonOld double down on what he does best, rage text, lie, invent derogatory names and turn three shades darker orange.
The world awaits the results, amazed on how someone up to his hairline in so much shit could not be 90 points behind in the polls to a fucking garden gnome.