old sh*t:

Plague Rats Descend on Ottawa

The Fool O’Toole meets rats to defend their freedumb to spread disease
An unruly horde of plague rats has overwhelmed Ottawa causing the security service to relocate the PM as unlike some Opposition members they feel tongue kissing disease rats is not a logical choice.
Spokesrats for the horde say they are protecting their freedom to present childish ultimatums, spread disease and deny logic and reality
cont’d Pg 19 Rats